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With his winning smile, this giraffe is a natural catalog model. As you might suspect, most of his jobs are booked for neckware but he also does good business with men’s slippers and bathrobes.

After years of compliments on his luscious locks, this lion decided to open his own salon and hair care line called “The Mane Event”. If that name makes you groan, consider his first two ideas: “The Lion Snips Tonight” or “The Lion, The Hair, and The Wardrobe”.

This Panda reviews restaurants for his local weekly newspaper. He is known as the “silent critic” because of his quiet eating and low-volume conversation. Truthfully, he thinks bamboo dishes are a little cliche.

After cataract surgery ten years ago, this cheetah realized that an eyepatch can be a real conversation starter with the ladies. His eye has long since healed but his social calendar remains quite full.

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   With his winning smile, this giraffe is a natural catalog model. As you might suspect, most of his jobs are booked for...

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   I am a wild animal

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   Classy Giraffe!

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    OMG these descriptions are literally the best things I’ve heard all day

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    this is adorable

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